Punkin Patch. . .Chug a Chugga Choo Choo!

Dad found it entertaining when Bailey tripped and fell in the pumpkin patch and was obviously distressed, but Kristy had to take a few pictures of her for "scrapbooking" sake.  That's messed up yo!

Here's all the girls posing at the patch.  Whenever Bailey talks about her pumpkin she calls it her "pumpkin patch".  She is very proud of her pumpkin patch and has to check on it daily to see if it is still on the porch.

Quit looking at that hairy ass in the background and focus on the cute little girl in the picture petting the horse!

Here's a wonderful disjointed pic of our lovely family with the punkins we just carved up.  We couldn't get Bailey to come over and get in the picture. . .she was too busy planting a pumpkin seed.  Those Jack and the beanstalk cartoons can be pretty convincing.

Here's Elton Emily publicly sharing our secret to growing strong and becoming an Olympic athlete. . .you really don't need performance enhancing drugs, just pumpkin guts. . .raw is preferred. . .we don't want to offend all the Eugene organic people and use gas to cook the pumpkins cuz gas is not "natural" unless it is methane piped in from your septic tank. . .that's true Oregon living (gives your home that authentic Oregon smell).  

Here's Dad showing that he really did do performance enhancing pumpkin.  Marion Jones ain't got nothin on him!  He just hopes the Feds don't see this, then he'll probably go to jail for 6+months, but he'll get to be on Oprah so it would be worth it.

Our event bigger news is that we've finally got a dog!  He's a "chug" (chihuahua and pug mix) and he's a cutie.  Dad finally has another man in the house.  We named him Toby.

Dad has already had that "man to man" talk saying that it's ok to wear Barbie clothes and get his fingernails painted.  It's inevitable that this dog will wear a tutu and be made to dance like a princess.